The cynic in you must, by now, be thinking, "What are these dick head Timelords on about? They haven't told us one concrete thing to do since we've been in the studio other than, 'Leave it to the engineer and programmer!' If it was that easy, everybody would be having sodding Number Ones. This manual is a con. Just like all those 'get rich quick' and 'keep young and beautiful' books. Just another part of the late eighties sham. The fag end of Thatcherism. Full of patronising prose and cheap metaphors. I mean, for God's sake, The Timelords! They've only had the one hit and that was pure fluke. A pair of ageing fakers and now they're trying to take the piss by writing this load of crap."