Alert the media! Alton Brown has been updating his blog (and it's about time, sheesh). He assures viewers that even though Scripps Howard has forced the Food Network into going high-def, "Good Eats is still held together by dental floss, duct tape, peanut butter and brine."

Plus, digitaldistractions finally has torrents for the (formerly) missing season 9 episodes. My all-consuming crush can continue unabated now.