Wizard People, Dear Readers, Brad Neely's "dark and bizarre re-envisioning" of the first Harry Potter movie, is screening Friday night at the NEST in DUMBO. Or, you can save yourself $7, grab the narrative portion from illegal-art.org and Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone from wherever such a thing might be distributed digitally, and play along at home. (If you've gotten this far, you've probably already seen Jeff Krulik's Harry Potter Parking Lot, but now's as good a time as any for me to bring it up.)