The web transcript of Jon Stewart's William and Mary commencement speech has already been passed around more than a $20 hooker at a bachelor party, but if you haven't seen it yet, here it is. My only criticism is that "next greatest generation" bollocks. Face it Stewart, we're stupid, we're indifferent, we believe everything we hear and read... we're doomed. It's going to take more than optimism to pull our sorry asses out of this mess. Great speech though.